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Official 2009 Fan Death Pool Draft Rules
Jan 6th
Rules for The Corey and Joel Radio Show Fan Death Pool 2009
– This may seem complicated, but it’s really not. We’re just trying to make it as close to the Death Pool we do on the show. Here’s a link to the Official Fans’ Death Pool list from 2008:
http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/images/deathpoolFANS2008.pdf
And the 2009 studio draft results:
http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/images/deathpool2009.pdf
And to listen to this year’s in-studio draft show here:
http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/Podcasts/coreyandjoelshow203.mp3
– Choose AT LEAST 30 celebrities (a celebrity will be defined below). Rank them in order from 1 – 30 (or however many you choose) based on the order that you feel they are most likely to die, with #1 being the most likely. You should choose at least 30 but can include more if you want, but please no more than 1 full typed page. You MUST assign everyone a rank to every celebrity that is on your list. The number of players on your final official list (as determined by the draft) will be 20 or possibly lower depending on how many people enter. You need not list the ages of the celebrities, we will look that up for you. IF YOU ENTERED IN 2008 YOU MAY KEEP UP TO THREE NAMES FROM LAST YEAR’S LIST. Just list them in the top 3 spots on your list and put an asterisk (*) next to their name to indicate a keeper pick. You can keep only 1 or 2 names if you want as well. You will forgo an opening round of the draft for every keeper you keep. Therefore if you keep 3 names your first “new” pick will be in round four.
– A celebrity, for our purposes, will be someone who’s death will be reported as news on a national level in the United States. This disqualifies anyone famous elsewhere, like foreign heads of state,
unless they’re famous worldwide like Tony Blair, Putin, etc. This would also disqualify most foreign sports stars, actors, singers, and TV personalities who are not famous in the US. You MAY NOT choose anyone who is sentenced to or awaiting execution. You may choose those who are wanted dead, but not captured like Osama bin Laden. Prisoners sentenced to life in prison are acceptable picks such as Charles Manson or Scott Peterson. Celebrities’ spouses, parents and children are generally not acceptable as celebs, unless they’re famous on their own like Dana Reeve or Earl Woods.
– We will randomly draw names to select the draft order. If you are first, then you guarantee that you get the 1st name on your list. If, for example, 2 people pick Dick Clark as their #1 choice, the person
drafting first gets Dick Clark and the second person would get their #2 pick (or whomever is the next available). No two players will have the same celebrity on their final list (as determined by the draft), so this why ranking is very important!
– The points system is subtracting the celebrity’s age at their death from 100. For example, Gerald Ford was 93 at hit his death (in 2006), 100-93=7, so Ford netted Corey 7 points. The highest point total at the end of the year wins. In the event of a tie, there will be co-winners. It is too hard to agree on a tie-breaker – youngest death? Number of deaths? Highest draft picks?
– Send you entries in to us at the regular email address of email@coreyandjoelradio.com. If you want to send in your list as an attachment, that is OK but please use a .txt format.
– Send your entries in NO LATER than noon EST on January 14, 2009. No celebrity death will be counted in the fan Death Pool unless it occurs after January 14th 2009. We know some people may die before January 14th, but that’s the only fair way to do it.
– You may pick celebrity on any of our lists on the show from any year we’ve done it, or even after you hear the 09 show.
– The contest is open to anyone in the world that wants to play, not necessarily our fans or mailing list subscribers. So yeah, your mom can play or friends at the office or whatever.
– The prize for first place is fuck all except bragging rights, tons of mentions on the show, and who knows what else.
– Make sure to include your name and email addy on the list itself, too! Here’s brief sample list:
Joel Fragomeni’s (joel@joelthecomic.com)
Death Pool list:
1. Dick Clark
2. Osama bin Laden
3. Jerry Lewis
4. Larry King
5. Mike Tyson
6. Nancy Reagan
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30. 50 Cent
– That’s about it
Any other questions, let us know!
Happy morbid New Year and thanks for listening,
Corey and Joel
Corey and Joel Radio Show #101: James Brown’s Revenge
Jan 4th
It should have been the greatest day in Corey and Joel Radio history. The guys and an all-star panel of comedians gathered to indulge in the annual Death Pool for 2007. For nearly 80 minutes, barbs and one-liners were exchanged. Death was predicted for America’s famous senior citizens and a good time was had by all. It was so fun the show spilled into a near 30-minute bonus feature, equally funny and engaging. Then tragedy struck. Joel, the show’s techie, made one click too many and the whole thing disappeared into the ether. A recovery was attempted, a file was repaired, yet the damage was too much. The Death Pool as we know it was gone. What was recovered can be heard with this link, but be warned – while it is listenable at times, it’s often less comprehendable than Dick Clark.
As a make-up, the guys put together a replacement show using the pristine bonus feature, with the final four draft rounds, as its core and recorded new wrap-arounds describing the whole fiasco. There’s even a sample of the restored show in there, too, if you want to listen before you try the original. Maybe that’s what you get when you wish death upon people. Maybe Joel’s just an idiot. Maybe a little of both. Get the new show and download the official list below. Also send in your fan Death Pool selections to us here. Just follow these instructions on the forum. Feel free to select Joel in your list.
We’re sorry.
Right click here to download – 62 minutes, 30 megs
Click here for the official 2007 Death Pool list
Corey and Joel Radio Show #50: Bitchfunk Soda
Jan 11th
This week, comedian and goodfella Sal Demilio returns with his football playoff picks, analysis of the Death Pool and relationship advice for Joel. We also explore Latino comedy and why it’s so goddamn easy to write. We then share a mailing list extra that was really too funny for a limited audience: taste-testing a Jones Soda Holiday Sampler. Hear the crew from show #49, spitting and gagging on brussel sprout soda. Will Corey mix them all up on a dare? If there was a Latino working for Jones Soda he’d have have a rice and beans flavor! Wild and funny stuff for sure.
Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 32 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #49: A Dip in the Death Pool
Jan 4th
Kick off 2006 with a new edition of the Corey and Joel Death Pool. The game where we guess about which famous people will croak in the upcoming year. It’s an all-star panel, too. Laugh along with comedian Bill Bushart, show attorney Nigel Rosenblum and Joel’s lady, Kim, as they make their picks. Who will Joel and Corey keep from their 2005 list? Who loves old First Ladies, and who thinks Tiger Woods’ dad is a celebrity? It’s a sick, evil and just plan wrong show, folks, so be warned. And yes, we do have tape of Dick Clark on New Year’s Eve.
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 32 megs
Download the printable list of the 2006 Death Pool (spoilers)
The master list!
Corey and Joel Radio Show #38: Chick Flicks and Toothless Hicks
Oct 26th
The guys head down to the Dawg pound in Cleveland to check out some NFL action. Did they survive the onslaught of retarded Browns’ fans intact? Then it’s on to the nonsense that is Sweetest day, and we discuss the worst date movies of all time, as well as some sappy choices guaranteed to please the poon. Then it’s a Death Pool update as Joel cheers the passing of a civil rights icon. Also, what’s that mysterious girl doing in the studio?
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 34 megs
Corey shares the love with Browns fans
Corey and Joel Radio Show #29: Die Dick Clark, Die!
Aug 24th
We discuss our week in comedy, as Joel rocks at the Meadowbrook ampitheater and Corey goes toe to toe with Star Wars geeks at a comedy benefit show. Corey’s take on another comic’s “bombing” shakes the duo to their chubby foundations. Is it petty jealousy or valid criticism? Then Joel accuses Corey of hitting on fat chicks, and that they both agree on. Then we get down to what really matters: the Death Pool and Fantasy Football. Who needs to die and who needs to throw for 300 yards? It’s high drama on show #29.
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 33 megs
Play along with the 2005 Death Pool – click here to download the full list as a PDF
The original Death Pool show for 2007
Jan 4th
Here’s the link for the attempted-to-be-restored Death Pool show. It’s probably worse in the beginning than the middle or near the end, so skip around and you might just enjoy it. There’s no way we could release it like this, hence the replacement show, but we know some of you want to give it a shot so here it is:
http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/Podcasts/coreyandjoelshow101junk.mp3
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