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Corey and Joel Radio Show #92: Steve “The Striker” Sabo
Oct 26th
Comedian Steve Sabo returns, and this time he’s not looking to make people laugh – he’s looking to fight. You see, Steve has thoughts that maybe, one day, he’d be able to compete in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He describes his anger issues, a connection to a past UFC star and shows complete disregard for his own health and safety. Who would he like to fight? Is this the birth of the Corey and Joel Fighting League? Steve’s so delusional he even wants to bang Rachael Ray. Also, comedy booking 101, Corey gives an FAQ on cholos, naked girls in hotel corridors, and what are America’s blacks doing in Cracker Barrel?
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Steve grapples with his first foe, a defenseless Joel
Corey and Joel Radio Show #91: We Talk About Broads
Oct 19th
It’s a special occasion when our announcer Rob Rose can actually sit in on the show, but this is it. Rob and the guys discuss the Death Pool, as Joel cashed in recently with Freddy Fender. Corey speculates on what it’s going to take for him to win – a bomb at the Friars Club would do it – and what apparatus is keeping Dick Clark upright these days. We also get you caught up on Fantasy Football where Rob dominates and Joel is his greatest challenger. The second half is dominated by a fresh round of promo recordings for various other shows. Corey seems to hate every other show and lets the other hosts know. Joel prefers some tact, and just wants to be funny and promote the show. The ensuing argument, with Rob in the middle, is an all time classic. Is Corey the King of Dickville? Is Joel too soft on his competeters? Where the hell is Mulberry? All the answers are here.
Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 31 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #90: Phoning It In
Oct 12th
So the scheduled guest doesn’t show up, and it’s 70+ minutes of lethargy from your trusted hosts. In fact, they’re so bored, they do try to do the show from another room over a cell phone. But before all that, the guys try to launch the show’s MySpace page “live”, and tell you the rules of MySpace etiquette – or how not to piss of your “friends”. Then its a discussion about how slutty Halloween outfits make it the greatest day of the year. Also, hot tub stories, a Wikipedia challenge, Joel gets drunk with a gun, and the greatest Halloween costume for 2006 – you heard it here first!
Right click here to download – 72 minutes, 30 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #89: Cruising for a Bruising
Oct 5th
Comic and cruise ship entertainer Bill Hildebrandt returns to the show to tell tales of entertaining on the high seas. Find out what it’s like to spend five weeks cruising Alaska. Learn the best ports of call in the Caribbean, and why he’d really like to hit an iceberg someday. The guys also discuss the drama over the now-delayed Corey and Joel roast. Bill’s wife wanted to perform, only to be told the the guest list was too long. That message was poorly translated as “You’re not invited”, and now she’s pissed at Bill, Corey, Joel and the whole world. Also, the return of the celebrity iTunes playlist challenge, and meet our new announcer – Joel’s computer.
Right click here to download – 77 minutes, 31 megs
Bill on the cruise ship (not his body or his wife)
Corey and Joel Radio Show #88: The Mayor of P-Town
Sep 28th
The summer-long mystery of what happened to Joel’s girlfriend is answered on this show. It’s a tale of heartbreak and reconciliation, both sad and sweet. Joel comes clean about being single for the first time in a long time, and why you never ever date a girl in college. This emotional moment is completely ruined by Corey’s insults, heckles and audio clips, making a mockery of the moment. Corey also owns up to juggling girlfriends, whose identities are as closely guarded as Fort Knox. Also, a fall TV review (so far), listener emails, celebrity porn tapes we’d like to see, and a musical showdown between indie rock and underground rap that’s sure to divide the audience. Plus, the question the world’s waiting to have answered – what’s a macaca? Note: any audio interference or strange noises you may hear on this show are our fault and not the fault of your player.
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 32 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #87: Rachael’s Death Ray
Sep 20th
This week’s show opens with a bitter argument between the hosts. Joel appeared at Detroit’s biggest comedy show over the weekend and would like to discuss it. Corey, who wasn’t at the show, hates the rest of the bill and accuses Joel of being a phony for not piling on. Soon it’s referendum on Joel being a fake or not (and Corey being an asshole or not). But everybody hates Rachael Ray. The uber-perky TV cook, got her own daytime talk show, and Corey and Joel find it as appealing as a dental appointment. Listen in as she tells inane stories, kisses Oprah’s ass, and basically offends anyone who’s ever loved good television. Did you know Rachael has a foosball table on her set? That the artwork on the walls was sent in by children and changes everyday? That her stove was found on eBay (even thought it was provided by a sponsor)? Stop vomiting and listen.
Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 30 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #86: The Prettiest Parts
Sep 14th
What makes for attractive private parts? That question, so impossible to answer, and more on this week’s show. Also, Joel gives an indie rock history, new fall TV shows and which ones are bound to suck, football season (and fantasy football season) begins, and why hip-hop causes teachers to bang their students. Also, which celebrities we “look” like, why men hate weddings, the history of fat rappers and why Corey and Joel are willing to sell anything.
Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 30 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #85: Backpalmed Compliments
Sep 6th
Comedian/magician/all-around entertainer Gary Thison drops by with loads of stories from the road. That road includes gigs at retirement homes, high school all-night parties and a class of 1951 high school reunion. That last show was opened by none other than Joel, whose set went down like the Hindenberg. Find out what the kids were listening to in 1951 and listen as Corey re-mixes them with contemporary booty-shaking tunes. Also, Soupy Sales stories, why magic sucks, Gary’s battle with HBO over the name Comic Relief, and how he became the number one comedian on Google India. Who even know there was a Google India?
Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 30 megs
Rock out with your pick out
Corey and Joel Radio Show #84: Breaking the Cherry
Aug 30th
Returning from her star-making appearance on Show #69, Cherry Brookyln returns to tell her tale of a road trip gone bad. Seems Ms. Brooklyn went down South with a “friend” who, shockingly, tried to sleep with her. Cherry then, in a completley out-of-character move, said “no”, and found herself on the next plane home from Atlanta. Corey and Joel interrogate the witness as to why she she decided to hold back rather than “ho up”. Doesn’t this guy deserve some action for taking her on the trip, or was Cherry in the right for denying sex because she wasn’t romanced? The full trial and verdict await. Also, hear about Cherry’s wild adult personal ad odyssey which includes spanking, dom/sub role play, and meeting guys at McDonald’s in a schoolgirl outfit. Plus, Joel’s homo hot tub story and more. It’s a MUST listen show.
Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 33 megs
Cherry takes her punishment for not putting out
Corey and Joel Radio Show #83: Defending Gallagher
Aug 24th
Show #83, incorrectly identified as Show #84 by Joel, carrying on the tradition of incorrectly identifying the show’s number, and not like anyone cares. Anyway, on today’s show the guys announce their next big remote show wihich will feature lots of comedians and lots of clam chowder. Speaking of comics, Corey and Joel debate Maxim Online’s list of the worst comedians of all-time. Thankfully we’re not on it, but it may surprise you who gets trashed and who gets defended. Someone thinks Gallagher is unfairly hated and someone thought Sinbad was really funny (when he was 14). Someone even still carries a torch for Andrew Dice Clay. Also, we play “Cancelled or Not Cancelled” with the new TV season, discuss why the new Survivor could be the best yet, and understand the special comedy dynamic between Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks. All this and no drumrolls.
Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 33 megs
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