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Corey and Joel Radio Show #207: The Third Dimension
Feb 5th
Every few years Hollywood decides 3-D is poised for a comeback, and touts a “new, better” version of the technology, which has been seen by most as a gimmick. After viewing this years Super Bowl commercials, and a 3-D episode of Chuck on NBC, Corey and Joel are here to say that the technology is back and as bad as ever. Not that there hasn’t been fun 3-D stuff lately (like Beowulf), but from the “where to get the glasses” snafu to an inability to properly ogle the hot blonde from Chuck with the glasses on, this experience was pretty painful. Just as painful were the results of one hosts Super Bowl Bets. While not a complete blowout, one host is swearing off the betting line in the future and you’ll hear why. Also, the full Super Sunday commercial rundown, someone hates Springsteen, Nils sings Mickey Avalon and Superman Returns still sucks.
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This image is actually better than how Chuck looked in 3-D on NBC
Corey and Joel Radio Show #206: Six Bucks a Day
Jan 29th
Radio programmers take note – if you’re looking for cheap talent, try The Corey and Joel Radio Show. While the other half drives a hard bargain, Joel will gladly render his comedic services on the cheap. And with the recent rash of radio talent cuts and firings, why not hire the guys who’ve been giving it away for almost four years? In addition to discussing the sorry state of commercial radio, the guys do their annual Super Bowl betting. There’s a total of $20 up for grabs as one host likes Pittsburgh and the other Arizona, while neither likes Jesus as much as Kurt Warner. Also, the Obamas get kinky, Jessica Simpson gets fat, Playboy magazine sucks, and Corey’s embarrassing yet lucrative local TV past.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #205: Barack Sings Brooks
Jan 22nd
This week that a new president was sworn in. The airwaves were saturated with the sights and sounds of Washington D.C., yet all Corey wants to do is talk about American Idol. Joel hates the show and reminds him that there was plenty of bad music to celebrate Obama’s triumph in the form of a concert from the Lincoln Memorial. The highlights: watching the Prez sing along with Garth Brooks, watching a bored VIP child sleep, and seeing if U2 are really as old as Pete Seeger. Also, the Fan Death Pool is now official, and hear how one one fan screwed it up while another hilariously challenges a ruling via the Douchebag Hotline. Plus, West Virginia sucks, why Robert Byrd collapsed, and gay sex – not just for the gays anymore.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #204: A Little Tom Arnold
Jan 15th
So how was year New Year’s Eve? The guys return to talk about the ringing in of 2009, and other such nonsense this week. Joel rung in 2009 in the most unusual of ways, but ultimately can’t satisfy Corey with his story. Kind of like that Benjamin Button movie, which both guys saw and gets reviewed, along with a year-end movie recap. Plus, Corey and Joel and the ugly celebrities they resemble, good geekdom vs bad geekdom, an early Death Pool score, and a show guest gets pregnant – and you won’t believe who.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #203: Death Pool 2009
Jan 6th
After a refreshing holiday break, the guys return with the first new show for 2009. It is of course, Joel’s favorite day, the Death Pool draft! It’s Joel’s favorite because he is now a four-year returning champion, a fact he frequents reminds his annoyed cohorts. This years panel includes the hosts, announcer Rob Rose (who had a good 2008 run), comic Steve Brewer (playing for the first time) and Corey’s girlfriend Amy, who had no one die on her 2008 list but is back as a goodwill gesture to Corey’s sex life. It’s an extra-long show too, as the players re-think their keeper strategies, debate why women live longer than men, marvel at Rob’s affection for old codgers and wonder what the average lifespan is for a midget. Also, Brewer and the one young celebrity he just really hates, Corey steals Joel’s picks, Amy can’t remember names and why last year’s fan death pool winner is MIA.
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See the full official list of 2009 Death Pool draftees by clicking RIGHT HERE
You can play, too! Send your entries in for the 2009 Fan Death Pool now! Click here for the full rules and info. Deadline is Jan 14th, so hurry!
Corey and Joel Radio Show #202: What About Rob?
Dec 18th
It’s the final show of 2008, and to go out with a bang, the guys have announcer Rob Rose returning as a guest. There’s a lot to talk about, as the Death Pool gets into it’s final leg with only a few days left. There’s hints about who’s picking who for ’09 and a last-minute rules clarification, too. Also, Rob tells us about his voice-over career and why he still can’t get a new car stereo even though he’s the pitchman. If only Corey could find voice work as the Middle Eastern gas station guy, as he’s back and ruder than ever – possibly because he can’t sell pagers anymore. Plus, Drew Carey sucks on Price is Right, AMC just sucks, Joel’s web infamy, and Bush + shoes = comedy.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #201: Winners and Losers
Dec 11th
Back to Studio 1 after the 200th show celebration, the guys get back down to what they do best. Actually, there’s almost big reasons to continue celebrating as Joel has some special news that comes thisclose to changing his world forever. While not world-changing, there’s a Death Pool update which sees a familiar face back out front, the guys flame out at fantasy football, and the what you didn’t hear on the 200th show. Also, Rosie O’Donnell sucks as expected, a battle of The Beatles tribute bands, Corey gets 80s wrestling nostalgia, and the employment of Lenny and Squiggy – finally revealed.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #200 Part 1
Dec 4th
To celebrate the 200th show, the guys have moved into the larger Studio Two at the HQ and invited back some of their greatest guests from the past. Like a newly 21-year-old Cass who no longer gets picked up by the side of the road, but instead gets hit on by infamous would-be criminals at biker bars. Someone who’s a lot easier to pick up now is a newly-thin Bill Hildebrandt, who now apparently swims out to his cruise-ship comedy gigs. Bill’s really in a great mood, but not because it’s the 200th show, but rather because he saw Yes in concert last week. Speaking of Yes, someone who never says no is Nadia – who’s two previous appearances are the stuff of podcasting legend. She’s now busy dating strippers between watching episodes of Six Feet Under, and is generally happy and sees a future love match with young Cass, if she’d only be willing. Also, comic Steve Bills returns and while he still sells DVDs, he’s actually thinking adult merchandise would sell better, at least to the cast of this show. Plus, roommate Steffanie and her mouse-eaten candy, listeners call-in, and Guess the Underwear returns! The party continues on part 2 below.
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Bill Hildebrandt and Cass stopped fighting long enough to pose
Steve Bills and Hildebrandt – make your own caption
Cass, Nadia and Steffanie together at last
Corey and Joel Radio Show #200 Part 2
Dec 4th
The party continues as comedian Steve Brewer joins the mix sharing his disdain for the comedy business and love of drunken party girls. Like Penny, who you might remember from show #69, who joins the show late, trades her sexual statistics with Nadia, drinks Brazilian booze and offends pretty much everybody. Except the Arabs, as Corey has a dead-on impression that might make you think you’re in a Mobil gas station right now. Also, Nadia gets “turned out”, Bills sells more DVDs, and the many voices talents of Harry Berberian via the telephone.
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Corey, Joel and Steve Brewer give Nadia what she wants
Penny makes friends with the bottle
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