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Corey and Joel Radio Show #189: Father of the Year
Sep 11th
Corey and Joel are proud to have comedian Russ Brown back as a guest. Russ’ latest endeavor, however, has left the guys amused, confused and doubting his sanity. Turns out married father of three, Russ, took a civilian contractor job – in Iraq! So for 1-year, it’s no more Midwest one-nighter gigs and instead hot, sandy days changing carburetors in the middle of 100+ degree Bagdad heat. How did he pull this one over on his wife? Listen to find out. Also, Joel gets Fantasy Football revenge, Googling our namesakes, and another comic’s legend grows large. Plus, while Russ shoveled dog crap and Joel got hit with golf balls for a living, Corey had the worst job ever (according to him) – coffee barista – let the ball-busting begin!
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Russ looks on as Corey eyeballs, but cannot eat, the brownie
Corey and Joel Radio Show #188: Better Than John Tesh
Sep 4th
Corey and Joel recap the big Labor Day holiday, and while he didn’t go, Corey claims going to the State Fair will get you laid. Something to do with livestock. He did go to the Hamtramck Festival, and while usually a good time, Corey found it kinda sad. Not as sad as the John Tesh radio show, or for that matter, Paul Harvey. While it’s true that usually radio guys like that use prep services, be aware that with Corey and Joel – there’s no prep! Also, a football preview with fantasy season predictions, goodbye to two minor celebs (but woulda been big Death Pool scores), and Corey and girlfriend sneak into a pool – and Joel thinks they’ve committed a crime!
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #187: What’s Facebook?
Aug 28th
After completing the 2008 Fantasy Football draft, the guys whip together a show from a variety of recent observances and incidents. Among them how internet technology has changed and why old farts like chris Matthews can’t follow it. Corey reminisces about the bad ‘ol days of AOL and why attempting to cancel was a Herculean feat. Also, Joel gives an update on his injured cat, Ed Begley is absolutely insane, the de-evolution of Radiohead, and shockingly – blacks and whites like different stuff on TV. Plus, Joel gets an unplanned, amusing look behind the scenes at Nightmare Sinema, much to the dismay of Corey.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #186: The Solo Olympics
Aug 21st
While both admit to watching their fair share, the guys are pretty bored with the Olympics. With team handball, field hockey and water polo as events, why can’t there be events Corey and Joel could excel at? You’ll have to listen for the examples, but Joel has some alleged sure-fire training techniques that only years of online depravity could develop. Also, the guys speculate on the status of their (non)favorite podcasters from the past, as an audio gaffe shares the horror with the audience. Also, Bigfoot is a fake, the Cupacabra is a dog, and the Montauk Monster is really gross. Plus, another year of Dream Cruise goes by, Mark Twain is a racist, and Joel’s cat suffers a horrible injury – much to Corey’s delight.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #185: Meet the Sheik
Aug 14th
Joel returns after a six day sabbatical to The Gathering of the Juggalos in southern Illinois. As usual, Joel’s blown his voice out and feels like crap, but at least he’s full of good stories. This year Joel (well Upchuck), got to work with all-time pro wrestling legend Roddy Piper, and the legendarily ridiculous Iron Sheik. Find out how Piper’s appearance nearly didn’t happen and why Joel was a little bit scared of the Hot Rod. Also, hear how Sheik was exactly as you’d think he would be and why he’s the greatest of all-time – because he said so. Joel also hangs with Stern show star Beetlejuice, and while he loved the little guy, Steve Brewer was a little freaked out. Also, goodbye Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, Corey takes on The Clone Wars and Tropic Thunder, YouTube controversy and the Mole lives up to its billing, mostly.
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Upchuck (Joel) meets Piper
The Sheik stopped talking long enough to take this one
Beetlejuice explains it all to Jason Benci
Corey and Joel Radio Show #184: Communication Breakdown
Aug 6th
With all of our modern technology it’s gotten easier to communicate. Yet why does it feel like it’s harder and harder to connect? Why can’t a guy send three text messages in a row? Why do women who have loved to talk for millions of years, now prefer to text? Remember when people actually answered the phone? At least Corey and Joel are talking straight, cutting through the BS and telling it like it is. But yeah, we now have 50 ways to ignore your lover. The guys also ponder Corey’s ability to watch NFL football games this season given his recent domestication. Will he be at the stadium or the art fair come football Sunday? Also, Joel’s guide to video editing, a John Tourttillot post-game report, and ladies, if you want to see the guys’ junk, just ask – but no pictures allowed.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #183: According to John
Jul 31st
Returning comic and Corey and Joel roaster, John Tourtillott returns to the show a national hero – at least in some people’s eyes. See, John recently returned from a trip to Iraq and other foreign places to entertain the troops. So either racist, sexist, dirty, and yet still funny comedy raises morale in the war zone, or it just fires up our boys to fight harder. Either way, John is just back and it’s “mission accomplished”. John also explains the difference between Eastern Africans (they’re like Philipinos) and West Africans, and describes why it’s not a good idea to go fishing while the Blackhawks are circling. Also, Joel and John give man-grooming tips, how NOT to steal jokes, fat guys at the gym, and Corey’s girlfriend – real or hoax?
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John calmed down enough to take this picture
Corey and Joel Radio Show #182: Well Made Junk
Jul 25th
It’s funny how the former dead-in-the-water summer TV season has recently become an ocean of all-new programming. This week the guys look at a dozen summer TV shows, and try to determine if summer’s “junk food” TV can actually be better then the scripted highbrow drama of the rest of the year. Of the new shows, Corey watches every episode of the Mole while secretly hating it, Joel loves I Survived a Japanese Game Show and Celebrity Family Feud, while Showtime finally overtakes HBO, but still gives us the most annoying new show of this summer (or any other). Also, Comedy Central almost gets the Gong Show right, while PBS debuts an animated show for God-knows-who. Plus, X Files and Stepbrothers reviews from Corey, Joel defends his music choice, and Corey’s gorilla strength costs the show money.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #181: The Co-Emcee
Jul 16th
After a refreshing week off, the guys return to action with a first-time guest, comedian Steve Bills. Steve’s not just a comic, he also collects comic books, DVDs, and sells stuff on eBay – a model Corey and Joel fan! Steve details his comic collecting and gives Corey advice on preserving his future riches, meanwhile Corey just wants to read the damn things. Steve also makes a ton of dough selling used DVDs. Not merely selling them, but repackaging, refurbishing and putting them into pseudo-box set collections, but don’t look for the complete Ernest collection anytime soon. Also, “The Man” sticks it to Joel’s comedy career, Hellboy II gets reviewed, and high school athletic glory revisited.
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Since we had no pictures of Steve Bills, please enjoy this picture of Bill Cosby
Corey and Joel Radio Show #180: Douche Rock
Jul 3rd
It’s the 4th of July weekend, and one of the big events here in Michigan is the Rothbury Music festival. The guys would go but they don’t want to sleep in a tent and listen to gay music for 4 days. But Snoop Dogg will be there, so the white liberal fans can show that they actually like black people. Not that it’s the only event, as Joel will take in Cityfest, but not eat there for his own special reasons. Corey’s just glad that no matter what he does, he doesn’t have to hear Kanye West. The guys also get some hate mail, although the people writing it might be even bigger assholes. Also, Wipeout kills in the ratings, Hancock sucks, TMZ pisses off Corey and Ebert is gone forever.
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