Corey and Joel Radio Show #209: You Still Suck
Feb 19th
After a truncated show #208, the guys return with the longest show ever. You could call it the longest winded show ever, too, as Corey and Joel pick every Oscar winner for 2009. That’s right, you get to hear some “Best Sound Mixing” prognostication on this show. Aren’t you glad podcasts are free? Speaking of podcasts, it’s trip back to 2005, as the guys revisit some of their favorite (and least favorite) podcasters to see how they’re doing in 2009. Seems some are still hanging around, some have done well, and others have vanished into the ether. Hear why Corey and Joel’s predictions of podcasting’s future were pretty much dead-on, why podcasting has both succeeded and failed and why Air Ferg still isn’t funny. Actually, there’s no answer for the last one – sorry, Ferg. And wrap the whole thing up with another pointless political discussion and you get the longest show ever. Enjoy if you can.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #207: The Third Dimension
Feb 5th
Every few years Hollywood decides 3-D is poised for a comeback, and touts a “new, better” version of the technology, which has been seen by most as a gimmick. After viewing this years Super Bowl commercials, and a 3-D episode of Chuck on NBC, Corey and Joel are here to say that the technology is back and as bad as ever. Not that there hasn’t been fun 3-D stuff lately (like Beowulf), but from the “where to get the glasses” snafu to an inability to properly ogle the hot blonde from Chuck with the glasses on, this experience was pretty painful. Just as painful were the results of one hosts Super Bowl Bets. While not a complete blowout, one host is swearing off the betting line in the future and you’ll hear why. Also, the full Super Sunday commercial rundown, someone hates Springsteen, Nils sings Mickey Avalon and Superman Returns still sucks.
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This image is actually better than how Chuck looked in 3-D on NBC
Corey and Joel Radio Show #206: Six Bucks a Day
Jan 29th
Radio programmers take note – if you’re looking for cheap talent, try The Corey and Joel Radio Show. While the other half drives a hard bargain, Joel will gladly render his comedic services on the cheap. And with the recent rash of radio talent cuts and firings, why not hire the guys who’ve been giving it away for almost four years? In addition to discussing the sorry state of commercial radio, the guys do their annual Super Bowl betting. There’s a total of $20 up for grabs as one host likes Pittsburgh and the other Arizona, while neither likes Jesus as much as Kurt Warner. Also, the Obamas get kinky, Jessica Simpson gets fat, Playboy magazine sucks, and Corey’s embarrassing yet lucrative local TV past.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #205: Barack Sings Brooks
Jan 22nd
This week that a new president was sworn in. The airwaves were saturated with the sights and sounds of Washington D.C., yet all Corey wants to do is talk about American Idol. Joel hates the show and reminds him that there was plenty of bad music to celebrate Obama’s triumph in the form of a concert from the Lincoln Memorial. The highlights: watching the Prez sing along with Garth Brooks, watching a bored VIP child sleep, and seeing if U2 are really as old as Pete Seeger. Also, the Fan Death Pool is now official, and hear how one one fan screwed it up while another hilariously challenges a ruling via the Douchebag Hotline. Plus, West Virginia sucks, why Robert Byrd collapsed, and gay sex – not just for the gays anymore.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #204: A Little Tom Arnold
Jan 15th
So how was year New Year’s Eve? The guys return to talk about the ringing in of 2009, and other such nonsense this week. Joel rung in 2009 in the most unusual of ways, but ultimately can’t satisfy Corey with his story. Kind of like that Benjamin Button movie, which both guys saw and gets reviewed, along with a year-end movie recap. Plus, Corey and Joel and the ugly celebrities they resemble, good geekdom vs bad geekdom, an early Death Pool score, and a show guest gets pregnant – and you won’t believe who.
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Movie Review: The Wrestler
Jan 14th
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #203: Death Pool 2009
Jan 6th
After a refreshing holiday break, the guys return with the first new show for 2009. It is of course, Joel’s favorite day, the Death Pool draft! It’s Joel’s favorite because he is now a four-year returning champion, a fact he frequents reminds his annoyed cohorts. This years panel includes the hosts, announcer Rob Rose (who had a good 2008 run), comic Steve Brewer (playing for the first time) and Corey’s girlfriend Amy, who had no one die on her 2008 list but is back as a goodwill gesture to Corey’s sex life. It’s an extra-long show too, as the players re-think their keeper strategies, debate why women live longer than men, marvel at Rob’s affection for old codgers and wonder what the average lifespan is for a midget. Also, Brewer and the one young celebrity he just really hates, Corey steals Joel’s picks, Amy can’t remember names and why last year’s fan death pool winner is MIA.
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Corey and Joel Radio Show #202: What About Rob?
Dec 18th
It’s the final show of 2008, and to go out with a bang, the guys have announcer Rob Rose returning as a guest. There’s a lot to talk about, as the Death Pool gets into it’s final leg with only a few days left. There’s hints about who’s picking who for ’09 and a last-minute rules clarification, too. Also, Rob tells us about his voice-over career and why he still can’t get a new car stereo even though he’s the pitchman. If only Corey could find voice work as the Middle Eastern gas station guy, as he’s back and ruder than ever – possibly because he can’t sell pagers anymore. Plus, Drew Carey sucks on Price is Right, AMC just sucks, Joel’s web infamy, and Bush + shoes = comedy.
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