Joel Radio #90: We Cure Olympic Fever
Aug 23rd
The world went Olympic crazy over the past few weeks. Unfortunately it didn’t happen to two surly comics in Metro Detroit. As the world was captivated my synchronized swimming, water polo, and kayaking, Joel and Corey thought the whole thing was a silly, jingoistic, poorly-covered mess. And that Olympic Village isn’t an orgy! It just isn’t. A decent college party maybe, but nobody’s banging those female gymnasts – certainly not the male gymnasts! And what happened to good-looking American female beach volleyball players? Has Europe overthrown America’s dominance in cute bathing suit-clad asses? Listen and find out. Also, Joel returns from The Gathering of the Juggalos, and shares his tales of sharing the stage with Cheech and Chong, Ralphie May and Bobcat Goldthwait. And Corey worked with Hal Sparks! Whoever the fuck that is! Just kidding! And Corey is about to get married. Hear his wedding plan nightmares and find out if France will actually be open for the Honeymoon.
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Joel clowns it up in a Cheech and Chong Sandwich (actually Chong and Cheech)
And the now completely offensive Basketball Jones clip by Corey’s request
Joel Radio #89: Live From Showbiz Pizza
Jul 26th
The agenda wasn’t that long for this week’s Joel Radio. Joel and Corey thought the shooting in Aurora, Colorado would be the main focus of the show – and they did get to it eventually – but there was too much other, funnier nonsense going on. Like the couple, who Joel and Corey both know well, who posted simultaneous Facebook status updates declaring themselves “single”. Who does that? Was an airplane banner over New York City too subtle? The guys try and figure out if the whole thing is a “work” (IE fake), or if their just a couple of wannabe celebrity drama queens. Also, Chuck E. Cheese vs Showbiz Pizza in a battle of old-school money sucks from childhood. Corey knows way too much about the Showbiz Pizza band and Joel explains why Chuck E’s not the place it used to be. Plus, the Dark Knight Rises to varying opinions from the hosts, Corey’s Bachelor party is still a secret but it won’t have coordinated shirts, RIP George Jefferson, mandatory L.A. time for America’s gays, and the guys lay down a new assignment for the fans – the Frank Zappa challenge.
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If you were born in the 70s, this was a lot of fun….
Joel Radio #88: Three Guys vs. Five Guys
Jul 16th
Joel Radio welcomes the return of both Corey Hall, and after a longer delay former show announcer Rob Rose. They picked a great time to come back, as Joel tells one of the wildest, funniest road stories ever. It’s so shocking Corey can’t believe Joel told it – and that’s really saying something. What’s it about? We’re not saying, but let’s just say listen to the show before you run out to grab lunch, ok? Also on this show, Corey takes a steamy RV trip of his own, the latest from the Douchebag Hotline, Joel apologizes for Harry’s last appearance – and Harry checks in to defend himself. Plus, Corey on Spider-Man, Rob on Savages, and minor league soccer drives Detroit’s hipsters wild. This is an all-time great show! listen and enjoy!
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Believe it or not, the unassuming fries on the left are the likely culprit for Joel’s misery
Joel Radio #87: Prepare For The Worst
Jun 29th
Harry Artin (or whatever he’s calling himself these days) ruined this episode of Joel Radio. He wasn’t alone in this, as Corey Hall wasn’t there – his reason should make for a funny story whenever we get it – but most of the blame goes to Joel himself. Joel believed he could center the show around Harry’s hard luck stories of show business failure. He was doing pretty good with this theory until Harry got a phone call (apparently from a big-deal connection to his newest endeavor), got up and left the studio! Despite his saying it would be five minutes, Harry never returned! And Corey, who promised a review of the new Spider-Man movie, never checked in on the phone! Joel was left all alone, not having prepared for a solo show. Still, Joel got to do his top movies of 2012 (so far), gave a review to the surprisingly funny Ted, ran down a list of what worked in recent TV, and generally acted confused, unprepared and irritated. Still, some of you may be happy that you got less Harry than was planned! So to you guys, you’re welcome – and to everyone else – we’re sorry. We’re really, really sorry.
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Joel Radio #86: Pod Busters
Jun 16th
After seeing enough bad reality television, including Gordon Ramsay telling you your restaurant or hotel sucks, Joel and Corey have a new idea for a reality show – fixing people’s podcasts! Of course, that would involve travelling to many cat urine-scented living rooms of losers all over America, so it’s probably not that fun a job. Instead, the guys decide it’s probably best to stay in their own cat urine-scented living room and continue on with Joel Radio! This week, the guys bemoan the lack of anything interesting out of last week’s E3 conference. They look at Nintendo’s about face on motion control and the impending doom of the Wii U. in the video game world, Joel is annoyed with RPGs in general, while Corey is really excited to get to the end of Mass Effect 3 – whenever they decide to write a good one. Also, Corey says the new film Rock of Ages makes 80s hair metal even less enjoyable than it was before – thanks Tom Cruise! Plus, House Hunters is fake, bollocks to Baggage Battles, and a giant, monster-sized Prometheus spoiler-cast at the end of the show. Really, the movie will be totally ruined if you listen to the last part of this show! You’ve been warned!
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Joel Radio #85: Stuffing the Ballot Box
May 31st
Back on episode #69 the guys tried to decide which of the new fall TV shows would be hits. A point system was assigned and predictions were made. Now the results are in, and comedian Matt McClowry rejoins Corey and Joel for the big reveal. Who is the big winner? Which shows were the surprise hits? Which were the unsurprising flops? Listen and find out! Also, Matt details his latest comedy travels, including some prestigious festivals, and an upcoming headline date. He also tells you his favorite new city for comedy, but don’t go to the bar across the street – unless you’re into that kind of thing. Plus, a local comedy poll drives Corey nuts, Joel doesn’t know how many shows he’s done, Martin from Bay City likes crappy music, and a Men in Black 3 review that’s every bit as lackluster as the actual film.
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Joel Radio #84: How Much Would You Pay
May 18th
It’s a always a fun show when John Tenney stops by. With his recent Bigfoot hunting and conspiracy-exploiting lectures behind him, John joins the guys to announce a new project. It’s a retro cartoon show and the first episode is embedded below. Find out John’s hopes and dreams for the new project and reminisce with Corey about his previous brush with underground fame (it’s actually pretty funny). Joel’s not left behind in the fame sweepstakes though as his small, uncredited, but crucial spot in the Judd Apatow-produced The Five Year Engagement hits screens. Joel has the full story of his involvement with the film, his “extra” pool discovery by the director and tells why he hadn’t promoted it earlier on the show. Also, the value of entertainment is evaluated as Joel thinks Blue Man Group is over-priced, Corey hasn’t jumped at the under-priced Beach Boys reunion, and Joel spends big bucks for Springsteen in Chicago. Plus, Corey says The Dictator should be overthrown, Dark Shadows is worth a look, and Joel’s night with George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars.
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John Tenney’s latest venture. Look for many more episodes soon (or maybe not!)
And finally….
Corey as Chris Merman! We couldn’t resist!
Joel Radio #83: The Avengers of Podcasting
Apr 27th
This week, Corey Hall gives his review of The Avengers, a movie so long in the making that the twelve-year-olds who really wanted to see this movie are now in their mid-thirties. Still, Corey is enthusiastic, while Joel feels that the general public isn’t really feeling this film, but it’ll make $200 million on opening weekend and about three-hundred bucks after that. Speaking of juvenile movies, the guys see Aardman’s Pirate movie (it’s OK), and Joel thinks Disney’s Chimpanzee is a collision of state-of-the-art visuals and cliched animated film narration – a near miss at a classic. Also, Dick Clark finally dies, Levon Helm sadly dies, and Mike Wallce dies as he lived – an asshole. Plus, HBO’s Girls is not for guys, Corey suffers through Law & Order, and Joel finally sees Bruce Springsteen after a twenty-five year wait.
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Detroit radio host Mike Stone sings along with Bruce in Cleveland. It’s only douchey if its caught on film
Joel Radio #82: The Same Old Song
Apr 5th
This show has little shape or structure – just like the hosts! Anyway, Joel and Corey discuss Mitt Romney’s chance for election, the awfulness that is Wrath of the Titans, and Chevy Chase or Keith Olbermann – who’s a bigger asshole? Also, Joel rekindles a romance with The Band after watching The Last Waltz, Corey loves Alison Brie but (maybe) not as much as Lisa Loeb, and nobody really seems to like Sarah Palin. Plus, why Lasse Hallstrom isn’t famous, Joel’s picks and pans on DVD, and Ryan Seacrest is the new Dick Clark and not Carson Daly, who has carved out an awful persona all his own.
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Alison Brie gets spanked by that other broad from Community. Who needs Chevy?
Joel Radio #81: Hey Newton, F You
Mar 23rd
With apologies for the last show (even though some of you enjoyed it), Joel and Corey Hall return. Speaking of crap, Corey gives an in-depth review/hatefuck to John Carter – a new film that proves that 100 years is too long for fans to wait for a film adaptation. Also, Joel dislikes some recent home video releases including one of Corey’s faves from 2011. It’s not all bad though, as the guys both love Jeff, Who Lives at Home, a film that cost less than one CGI Martian from John Carter, and is showing in about 1/10th of the theaters – thanks, Hollywood! Also, Joel deletes annoying Facebook friends while Corey doesn’t have the stones, our fans hate Harry Artin, and the slow death of stand-up comedy in Detroit. Plus, the prospects of The Hunger Games being a hit seem as high as Jennifer Lawrence’s tits.
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