Shows
Corey and Joel Radio Show #110: A Lots Sexy Gay
Mar 8th
With just a week until the big two year anniversary roast spectacular, the boys take a nostalgic trip back to the early days of podcasting, before everyone on earth had a show, and dickheads started ripping C&J off. Other topics: Joel gets a haircut at he black barber shop. Did he get a high top fade? Will he need to start using that wave cap? Speaking of blacks, how did the star of Booty Call become black America’s most respected actor? Also, Corey makes a trip to the adult novelties store, just what turns him on? Naughty nurses? More like slutty librarians. Why does every new band want to sound like Bruce Springsteen? UFC star Chuck Liddell proves that Nyquil and morning TV don’t mix, a psuedo-celebrity death, and what crazy search engine queries do people use to find the show? Naked Latino booty?
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 38 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #109: Return of the Uglies
Mar 1st
Not that he’s ugly, but comic Russ Brown returns to the show. It’s a big week, too as the Oscars just happened but out-of-touch Russ couldn’t be bothered to watch. Still, Russ gives his thoughts on Joel’s “hots”, “so-sos” and “uglies” from this year’s telecast. Who’s stock fell from the Golden Globes? Who’s rose? Who could haunt a house? Not only was she ugly, but Ellen Degeneres wasn’t funny on the show, either. That leads into a discussion of bad comedy and the guys found Exhibit A in the world of bad, tired, hack stand-up comedy and you’ll hear it all. Also, we discuss the roast preparations and what stuff we want Nils to bring from Germany. We also finally put to rest the “wave” cap controversy from last week. Turns out Joel was right – but he’s still an asshole.
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 37 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #108: Blaxploitation
Feb 21st
It’s Black History Month, at least in the US, so why not catch up with the community and one of their proudest members, Chill? Last we saw Chill, he was our sports reporter but this time he’s here to report on what’s going on at the barbershop (apparently a lot), what happened to the WB and the reality of celebratory gunfire. Chill doesn’t want to represent all black people, but his homies were so into “keepin’ it real”, they failed to show up! Joel tries to represent, but his choice of headgear is both offensive and incorrect. Also, find out what happens at a dogfight, we discuss the upcoming Corey and Joel Roast, and the topic where we can all agree – banging white chicks.
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 37 megs
Joel and his “wave” cap
Corey and Joel Radio Show #107: Three For The Show
Feb 15th
What should have been a Valentine’s Day “double date” was ruined by a massive snow storm, so it’s just Joel, Corey and his GF Amy on this week’s show. Not that there’s a lot of love to go around, as the big snow brings up another global warming debate. Is Corey just a liberal paranoid or is Joel a conservative apologist? Why is Mars getting warmer? Why did the dinosaurs die? Speaking of dead, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith? And find out why you shouldn’t share a meal with Howard K. Stern. Also, listener confusion as to which host is which, and who’ll play the roles in the Corey and Joel movie. Plus, we still hate Lost (and Norbit), Joel narrowly avoids sex with a fat girl, and who’s thinner Corey or Joel?
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 36 megs
Amy attempts to figure out the real Corey, is he above or below?
Corey and Joel Radio Show #106: Tang in Space
Feb 7th
Comedian and longtime pal, Sal Demilio sits in to break down the Super Bowl, late-night TV, and psycho-bitch astronauts. First, find out who won the big Super Bowl bets, and why Sal had a tough day of wagering. We then dissect the fued between George Lopez and Jay Leno. Why does George consider Jay a back-stabber and does George’s endorsement of Craig Ferguson weaken his argument? Hear George’s own words skewer the big-chinned comic. Also, how crazy is that astronaut bitch and what would a guy need on a 900-mile drive? And what’s it like to “shoot” in space?. Plus, the world’s ugliest comedy club waitresses, Faygo wrestling, jobs that get you laid, and Norbit is the worst movie ever.
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 36 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #105: No Flip Flops
Feb 1st
It’s Super Bowl time, and what better American tradition is there than gambling? Corey and Joel make a bunch of off the wall bets on the big game, like the length of field goals, player jersey numbers and other crap. They avoid the James Blunt vs Peyton Manning wagering, though. Speaking of sissies, the guys explain why no real men wear sandals. Also, Ivanka Trump’s boobs make for an emergency phone call, the death of celebrity nudity, why Paul McCartney was a dick, the greatest comedy albums ever, and why Eddie Murphy is a complete embarrassment. All this while consuming tons of Taco Bell. A modern classic.
Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 36 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #104: Bang Me, Then Pay Me
Jan 24th
Still smarting from the dead pool tragedy, Bill Bushart returns, taking a break from his kickboxing class long enough to kick ass the old fashioned way: with a microphone. He joins us in breaking down the Oscar nominees and an other show biz idiots. ESPN host and football meathead Sean Salisbury blurted out an anti-semtic quip,is that Kosher? Do any Jews even play football? Speaking of Jews, our old friend Debbie Schlussel gets voted one of the top “Hebrew Hotties” by Am I Annoying.com?. Is that really an honor? And what truly tasty babes did Deb actually rank higher than? Corey reviews a load of lousy movies; Will Tim Allen break his spirit? Also: Joel botches a magic trick, more disturbing Craigslist postings, Cristina Ricci in chains and Martin Lawrence as a biker. All that, and then a funny argument about global warming turns into a blow up that almost becomes a meltdown.
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 38 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #103: ur txt msgs sck
Jan 17th
It’s Golden Globes time again, and while we love movies, we really watch to check out the chicks. So listen, as Joel gives his “who’s hot”, “who’s not”, and “who probably has a penis” awards. It’s a complete and comprehensive lists of the hotties, horse-faces and old bags of Hollywood. Which host would would give the Ugly Betty girl a good schtup? It might surprise you. We also attempt to cover the universe’s other big mystery – why do girls love to text message? It’s unbelievable, but it might be that women have actually found something they like to do more than talk. And it sucks for guys ’cause any female friend, ex-girlfriend, or drunken whore will get your ass in trouble with a poorly-timed “What’s Up?” text. Can you bitches just stop it? Also, Blockbuster shakes down Joel for Gears of War, Martin Scorcese talks fast and says nothing, Joel meets Reagan, Corey meets Clinton, and Steve Jobs can shove his $600 phone up his ass.
Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 38 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #102: Gears of War Sucks
Jan 11th
The arrival of the Xbox 360 to the studio has warmed the hearts of our hosts. The came the rental of Gears of War. Why does the years most critically-acclaimed game look like a giant pile of rubble? Why do all the characters talk like Jesse Ventura from Predator? What insecure small-penised douchebags play this crap? It’s not all hate, as we love The Office, Lego Star Wars and HDTV. Except the View, a show with two stand-up comedians that’s not funny at all. Speaking of not funny, what roles does Eugene Levy turn down? When can we expect from American Pie 36: The Prostate Exam? How did a super-funny guy end up doing such lame shit? Finally, Joel shows Corey his new internet pal, a super-cute girl with one leg.
Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 36 megs
Corey and Joel Radio Show #101: James Brown’s Revenge
Jan 4th
It should have been the greatest day in Corey and Joel Radio history. The guys and an all-star panel of comedians gathered to indulge in the annual Death Pool for 2007. For nearly 80 minutes, barbs and one-liners were exchanged. Death was predicted for America’s famous senior citizens and a good time was had by all. It was so fun the show spilled into a near 30-minute bonus feature, equally funny and engaging. Then tragedy struck. Joel, the show’s techie, made one click too many and the whole thing disappeared into the ether. A recovery was attempted, a file was repaired, yet the damage was too much. The Death Pool as we know it was gone. What was recovered can be heard with this link, but be warned – while it is listenable at times, it’s often less comprehendable than Dick Clark.
As a make-up, the guys put together a replacement show using the pristine bonus feature, with the final four draft rounds, as its core and recorded new wrap-arounds describing the whole fiasco. There’s even a sample of the restored show in there, too, if you want to listen before you try the original. Maybe that’s what you get when you wish death upon people. Maybe Joel’s just an idiot. Maybe a little of both. Get the new show and download the official list below. Also send in your fan Death Pool selections to us here. Just follow these instructions on the forum. Feel free to select Joel in your list.
We’re sorry.
Right click here to download – 62 minutes, 30 megs
Click here for the official 2007 Death Pool list
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